C, upon recognizing one of Madonna's guests: "I didn't know Cee Lo Green knew football!?!"
C, watching Madonna: "What is that girl dressed like?"
Me: "What do you think she is dressed like?"
C: "I think she's an armor girl."
Matt, to Charlotte, when it becomes apparent that Cee Lo is about to duet with Madonna to "Like a Prayer": This is about to make your Mama very, very, very happy.