In the continuing adventures of Charlotte preferring cooking television to all other screen-based entertainment, today she had me set up her table so she could cook.  She brought all her food over to her table, and said, "Hi, I'm Charlotte, and these are my ingredients."  She's now detailing the process of making soup, including ripping off Julia Child's "whang! whang!" sound effect while chopping vegetables.  I'm totally laughing my ass of at this monster we've created.